Alas poor Ogre....I knew him Spluge

I don't need no stinking description.....

Sunday, October 30, 2005

What a dork......


Yea every one is having image upload problems.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The rest of the story.......


As Godzilla discovered the truth about Barney A.K.A. Black Jesus A.K.A. Black Claudia A.K.A. Rosanne, Black Barney let out a horrific yell saying "Just color me purple, can't we all just get along????"

Monday, October 24, 2005

Crap Jesus?????


Crap Jesus rulezzzz.....

Black Claudia......???? or.....Rossanne????



You make the call.....

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Don't hurt me....don't hurt me....me girly girl halo god!!

Saturday, October 22, 2005

What that smell????

OGRE


O.G.R.E

Young ogre, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young ogre, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young ogre, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young ogre, there's a place you can go.
I said, young ogre, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young ogre, are you listening to me?
I said, young ogre, what do you want to be?
I said, young ogre, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No ogre does it all by himself.
I said, young ogre, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

What chu talk'n bout Spludge......


Famous Ogre.....

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Cat in the Hat Ogre.....


The Cat in the Hat
is a hard-hitting
novel of prose and
poetry in which the
Ogre re-examines
the dynamic rhyming
schemes and
bold imagery of some
of his earlier works,
most notably
"Green Ogres and Ham
I go bellllch",
"If I Ran the Zoo why
don't they let me play
with the sheep Mommy?"
In this novel, Ogre von Ogre,
writing under the pseudonym
Dr. Ogre-Seuss, pays homage
to the great Dr. Sigmund
Floyd from the Andy Griffith show in a
nightmarish fantasy of a
renegade Ogre helping two young xbox halo
playing children
understand their own frustrated sexuality.

Trick or Treat Ogre......or


is it night night time ogre????

The inner ballerina......


An elegant outfit for your lovely little Ogre!!!

Monday, October 17, 2005

What ever happened to the Ogre's FIRST wife???

You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.


Rumor from an unamed source (lets just say a "partner" in an undisclosed online xbox game from a state far far to the east) states that the picture to the left is the Ogre after the weekends match..........more to come